Freedom makes you Free
How many times will President Bush say the words Free or Freedom on Tuesday?
A. 0-10 (Only if the speech is only being broadcast to his wealthy base)
B. 10-20 (Only if he realizes that the networks are about to cut him off to show a rerun of Giligan's Island)
C. more than 20 (You see we gave them FREE elections and the Iraqis exercised that FREEDOM by voting in those FREE elections for FREEDOM. We will be in Iraq until they can defend that FREEDOM, because we want FREE access to all the FREE oil that giving them their FREEDOM allow us. They want to be FREE and we want them to be FREE so FREEDOM will spread across the Middle East. Until every country in the Middle East is FREE, American Muslims will not be FREE, and that is really our goal. To recap. Until every Middle Eastern country has FREE elections for FREEDOM, Amercians will continue to loose FREEDOMS. So support my war or loose more FREEDOMS. God Bless FREEDOM, and God Bless the land of the FREE. After all, God gave us FREE will.)
I think I just wrote the President's speech for him, and if you care to count the answer is B. (20)
posted by ROMA @ 10:10:00 PM
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Unfortunately, those elections weren't free. They've cost us over 1,700 citizens and $100 Billion. We're still waiting for all that oil revenue to roll in. Thanks Rummy, Wolfy, Dickie, and W - you'll all be dead when my children have to finally pay the tab for this fiasco.
The answer is 34. That's Right he used the words Free, or Freedom 34 times. Does repeating the same thing over and over convince you that this unjust war is a good thing?
I did like one part of his speech: "while senior regime officials enjoyed the privileges of unchecked power" I assume he is apologizing for the unchecked power his regime has right now in America.
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